Hello,
    Thank you for giving me this moment of your time. I am sure you do many things, and hopefully are doing the opposite of going in debt.  I am just inquiring about a few things.  In particular, if you make a profit, what will you do with the money?
    Will you be donating it to a charity, to yourself, or to another fund?  If you manage to make a profit, and do not already have plans for the extra money, I would like to suggest that you make a donation to the Invisible Llama Care Foundation.
    You see, llamas are very endearing creatures. They are as soft as kittens, cute as teddybears, are more sure-footed than horses, and spit no more than camels! Their alpaca (hair) is incredibly soft, and can be shaved for use, very much like the wool from sheep.  They are also inexpensive, and cheaper than most other pets.  They are also as loyal as any creature used as a "pet" today. Indeed, llamas are the epitome of pets.
     However, one herd in the Lower Peninsula of Michigan, close to the small city of Caro, had a very strange and sad incident occur.  While the owner of the herd, Mrs. Jacky Johnson, was fetching vitamins for them, she accidentally knocked over a can of non-toxic "invisible ink" that her son had been making.  The ink covered the vitamins, and Mrs. Johnson would never had given them to her much beloved llamas, had she suspected the can to hold anything more than water.  But, alas, she gave the llamas the now-chemically-active vitamins.
     Jonny Johnson's ink had an unprecedented result upon the poor llamas.
    One moment there were 25 llamas, and the next..... there were none.
    Mrs. Johnson would have assumed llama-thieves were responsible, except that hoof prints were still being created, and that the shrubberies in the yard were still moving (as if they were being eaten) a whole day later. 
    This is where the money is needed.
    You see, Mrs. Jacky Johnson still needs to give vitamins to her llamas every week.  And this is complicated a great deal by their lack of visibility.  Indeed it is near impossible. However, Jonny did come up with an ingenious solution.
     If a harness were to be put upon an invisible llama, then Mrs. Johnson would be able to easily keep track of where each llama was, and which ones were indeed getting the proper medication.  Yet, they would need to be specially designed harnesses.  Harnesses that could be worn all the time without creating sores upon these interesting creatures.  Ones that are weather-proof, spit-proof, and bite-proof. They would have to also have embroidered names and/or numbers.  It is all very complicated.
    To complicate matters more, a few months after the vanishing llama incident, neighbors began to complain of strange creatures in their fields.  Ones that would eat their shrubberies and lichen.  All while Mrs. Johnson had all 25 harnesses on her farm.
    Apparently, they invisible llamas are breeding, and having invisible children.  They must be caught, and have proper care taken of them.  Even if they do not really need to be taken care of, adaptive animals as they are, they need to be caught before they do damage to personal property.  Imagine driving down a street, and suddenly your car is smashed. WHY? You've hit an invisible llama! They must be captured and contained! We must help out the Invisible Llama Care Foundation!
   
    If we do not care for them, who will care for your property?

    You can contact me,
                Stacy Thompson, M.D. at
                           shroom_pixie@hotmail.com