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Every now and then, some visionary individuals come along with a concept that is so original and so revolutionary that your immediate reaction is: "Those individuals should be on medication.'' - Dave Barry
http://www.bayarea.com/mld/mercurynews/entertainment/4029728.htm

strongbad
You are StrongBad. You hate everyone, especially
HomeStar. Your e-mails and prank calls are
hilarious. You're my favorite character. You
try to be evil, but sorry, being shirtless with
boxing gloves just isn't scary. Don't worry
what everone else thinks because hey, they are
all "crap for brains".

What HomeStarRunner Character are you? (pictures)
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                                             at least.
You're whats her face! You must be a nice girl,
just watch out for those possums!

A Homestarrunner quiz - Which TEEN GIRL SQUAD girl are you? [good pictures, trust me]
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1.) Hadji's last name is Singh, which would imply that he's Sikh...if not for his first name.
2.) Hadji is actually the Sultan of Bangalore. I'm fairly certain that Bangalore is an actual provine in India. I don't believe for a second that it has a sultan.
3.) Hadji's mother dresses like a hindu woman, but his uncle (on his father's side) also wears a turban.
Conclusions: Either Hadji is the product of a really strange mixed marriage, and is Sikh, Hindu, and Muslim all at once...OR...Hanna Barbera doesn't give a crap about Eastern religion.
http://www.inpassing.org/node/view/1274

ki-osk  n. 1. A small open gazebo or pavilion. 2. A small structure, often open on one or more sides, used as a newsstand or booth. 3. A cylindrical structure on which advertisements are posted.

Word History: The lowly kiosk where one buys a newspaper or on which one posts advertisements is like a child in a fairy tale who though raised by humble parents is really the descendant of kings.  The word kiosk was orginally taken into English from Turkish, in which its source kosk [I am unable to make the right letters] meant "pavilion."  The open structures referred to by the Turkish word were used as pavilions and summerhouses in Turkey and Persia.  The first recorded use of kiosk in English (1625) has reference to these Middle Eastern structures.  In France and Belgium, wherethe Turkish word had also been borrowed, their word kiosque was applied to something lower on the scale, structures resembling these pavilions but used as places to sell newspapers or as bandstands.  England borrowed this lowly structure from France and reborrowed the word, first recorded in 1865 with reference to a place to buy newspapers.

The American Heritage College Dictionary.  Third Edition.  (c) 1993. p749

Your pirate name is:

Bloody Grace Bonney

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

redlemon07: Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, olny taht the frist and lsat ltteres are at the rghit pcleas. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by ilstef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them. Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say. We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere." --Tim McGraw


You are Guu! You are a very strange young
girl that can eat anything, and you grant
wishes and dance the disco. You are confusing
yet wise and very powerful, but do control your
chest hair afro fetish, and try not make your
friends spaz out.

Which Jungle wa Itsumo Hale nochi Guu character are you?
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"For several decades two major powers, the United States and the former Soviet Union, dominated the world.  Will a multipolar world arise from the rubble of that bipolar world?" -p6 of Concepts and Regions of Geography

You are a Rabid Jack fan. You love the cool, and the brains, <br>and the savvy, and the drunkeness, and the swagger,
                                             but you take it a little too far
You're a rabid Jack Sparrow fan. You love his cool,
drunken manner, and all around sexiness, but
you take it a little *too* far

Are you a rabid Pirates of the Caribbean fangirl?
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ABananaInTheWind: *gives up on the internet*

ABananaInTheWind: my computer at home is the epitome of slow

ABananaInTheWind: and this one is slower than that one today

PlATypUSgIrL1382: threaten it with a spork and vaseline

You see the world in Neutral
Neutral: Harmony and balance is key. You don't look at the
world in a negative or positive way and you'll
never judge or assume a situation- you just
look at the facts. People like you are peaceful
and accepting.

What color do you see the world in?
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monkeypirates
You are a bunch of pirate monkeys.

Are you a bunch of pirate monkeys?
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 Llamas are the ideal sheepguard. (2001) When Pennsylvania sheep farmer Guy McCardle was given a llama as payment for doing some work, he thought he might buy another one and breed them. But when he found out the animal had been gelded he was at a loss as to what to do with it. That was until the llama displayed its talent as a guard animal. It seems the llama had developed a unique affection for McCardle's sheep and would chase stray dogs and coyotes away from the flock. While McCardle discovered his llama's proficiency by accident, thousands of sheep producers around the country are buying llamas with the goal of using them to guard their flocks.

Jack Monkey Result
Jack the Monkey! You are the Spider Monkey that everyone loves!
Jack! The Monkey! The Demon Monkey that's consumed by Greed,
can never die, and is super cool!

Are You a Pirate or a Landlubber? (Based on Pirates of the Caribbean)
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jack g.
You are Captain Jack Sparrow. You love to drink rum
and you walk around like you live wherever you
happen to be. You are a very dishonest person
and therefore you can be trusted to be
dishonest, honestly... You are very clever and
never forgive people if they betray you. You
are also very agile (good for climbing up ropes
and standing on the masts of sinking boats).

Which Pirates of the Caribbean character are you?
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I am 73% Evil Genius

Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.

Take the Evil Genius Test at fuali.com

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Your Captain Jack Sparrow You're not always clear when you say something, but
you are trustworthy.

-x-What charater from Pirates of the Carribbean are you?(with pictures)-x-
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Me: If you were a bird, what color would you be?
What would you smell like? And what kind would you be?
Beth:Tourquoise, elderberries, flamingo
Michelle:Purple and Green and Orange, a bird, a beautiful talented bird of fabulousness
Alisha: Purple, bird seed, parakeet
Donte: Transparent, nothing, the invisible nothing species
Kelly: Red, a bird, most likely, a cardinal
Mindy:Bright yellow, coconuts, peacock
Liz: Red and yellow, Victoria's Secret's exotic embrace, the LizLiz bird
Britz: Green, dunno, dunno

jack shiny
Duh. You are "But WHY's the rum gone?!"
You're not the smartest one in the bunch, but
you're sweetly appealing and you don't let
disappointment get to you. Everybody
identifies with you, because let's face it, why
IS the rum gone?

Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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"We convince ourselves that we are smarter and better informed than our ancestors for no other reason than the fact that we live after them."

   - Monsters: An Investigators Guide to Magical Beings (pxv)

I am 78% Evil Genius

I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will.

Take the Evil Genius Test at fuali.com

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You are Vlad the Impaler. The man behind the legend
of Dracula. You hanged your victims, stretched
them on the rack, burned them at the stake,
boiled them alive, but mostly impaled them.
Most of your killings were politically targeted
but sometimes you killed just because you were
bored. Your "reign of terror" lasted
from 1456 to 1462. Estimated numbers of victims
vary between 30,000 and more than 100,000. Evil Evil man. Fie on you!

Which Imfamous criminal are you?
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ABananaInTheWind: *looks at the clock*
ABananaInTheWind: how did it get so late?
PlATypUSgIrL1382: well, the seconds keep ticking, and the minute hands rotate, causing the hour hands to rotate
PlATypUSgIrL1382: and viola, it becomes very late

Jack's Result
Jack Sparrow! Avast! You are Jack Sparrow! The well-known, yet
unorthodox pirate! You enjoy adventure and
perhaps a little rum, but you stick on your
pride (and your mouth)! Even if it means that
you get caught!

Are You a Pirate or a Landlubber? (Based on Pirates of the Caribbean)
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"There are woods on the north end of campus...and sometimes i would walk there on the way to class...and there were WOLLY WORMS!!!...and i would bend down, and pet the little wolly worm, and they are so soft, and and so cute...i love the little wolly worms...they make me happy. " - Mindy

"A man breaking his journey between one place and another at a third place of no name, character, population or significance, sees a unicorn cross his path and disappear.  That in itself is startling, but there are precedents for mystical encounters of various kinds, or to be less extreme, a choice of persuasions to put it down to fancy; until - "My God," says a second man, "I must be dreaming, I thought I just saw a unicorn."  At which point, a dimension is added that makes the experience as alarming as it will ever be.  A third witness, you understand, adds no further dimension, but only spreads it thinner, and a fourth thinner still, and the more witnesses there are the thinner it gets and the more reasonable it becomes until it is as thin as reality, the name we give to common experience.... "Look, look!" recites the crowd.  "A horse with an arrow in its forehead!  It must have been mistaken for a deer."

                        -Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead (p21)

 

I am Aurora!
Which Disney Princess are you?

ABananaInTheWind: i talk in my sleep

ABananaInTheWind: and hand people pillows

ABananaInTheWind: dream people

ABananaInTheWind: and drop pillows

TheGloper: atleast you dont hand dream people knives or flaming torches or bowling balls

TheGloper: or glasses full of milk, that would make a mess

SILLY BANNERS!!!
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While watching reruns of Boy Meets World (the really old episodes) and drinking pop in our dorm room at the laugh-happy hour of 11:20pm on the date of September 19 2002....
Me: If I were 10 years younger, i'd have a major crush on him... (Guest named Griffin)
Alisha: Who? Mr. Feeny?

"They say that sometimes 'no' means 'yes', and to be honest, sometimes it does.  But I don't think that any man who has pulled himself off a crying woman was ever confused for a second." - The Maxx

We drift down time, clutching at straws.  But what good's a brick to a drowning man?
                       - Rosencratz & Guildenstern are Dead  (p108)

I am 42% Geek

You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the "normal" crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.

Take the Geek Test at fuali.com

I am 51% Internet Addict

I am pretty addicted, but there is hope. I think I'm just well connected to the internet and technology, but it's really a start of a drug-like addiction. I must act now! Unplug this computer!

Take the Internet Addict Test at fuali.com

am 25% Grunge

What's this? The longest I've been without a shower is three days? Not even close, man. I should go sit out in the rain for a week.

Take the Grunge Test at fuali.com


What box do you get put in?

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Yes worthy pirate
Yes, You're worthy of bein a pirate. You've got all
it takes! Quick, go plunder small ships!

Are ye worthy enough to be a pirate?
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